Having a bad day?

You know those days where all of your motivation has left you and all you want to do is go sky diving, or stick your finger in an electric socket because it's more fun than what you are doing now? Today is one of those days. How do I get through one of these days you ask? A lot of Coke (not the drug, the soda) and an awesome s'more pop tart, drawing stick people being eaten by man eating sharks and being kicked in the butt with my kicking machine, and buy a Travelocity gnome after your husband says no a million times! (It'll be here in a few days and I'm bursting at the seams with excitement!)

Today nothing has gone right. I ended up taping my pop tart because I tore my bag and I didn't want my pop tart to dry out so I taped the bag not realizing that the tape stuck to the pop tart. Ever had tape residue on a pop tart? Don't do it, it's sticky and feels really gross on your tongue after you heat it up. Oh and starts a little fire causing it to be burnt. But you still eat it because you are starving. Bleh. Then the phone never stops ringing and people keep asking you stupid questions and all you want to do is scream at them "Did you even open the email?!" They reply "uh...no..." Then you want to shout "OPEN THE FRICKEN EMAIL AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS YOU @!@#$^$%&^%^&*&^*&^&%$!!!!" But you nicely say "Oh dear, let me read the instructions for you and I will walk you step by step over the phone and help you." While doing this you're drawing a stick figure being burned at the stake by dripping boiling hot pudding on their 2 dimensional head. After a BILLION (no exaggeration ;) ) phone calls you realize that it's only 9:15 AM. GAH!!!

Yeah this is totally my day. Then I get home and my little girl decides not to take a nap, and I'm dead tired. So what do you get when you get a tired mommy and a whiny two year old? Let me tell ya, there were a few moments where I thought "Hmm...I wonder what would happen if I left you on Grandma's door step and door bell ditched you with a note that says "Yay for you! You won the competition and won me for the day"." But no, I stayed strong and had her watch Duck Tales while I relaxed on the couch with her.  After that my day actually became better and after watching the Duck Tale episode where Doofus becomes a super hero, Kiara was so enthralled with wanting to be a super hero that I couldn't help but get some dish towels and put them around our necks and fly all over the house.  That made my whole day worth it :) See even though there are some moments where life sucks, you just need to watch Doofus and become a super hero for your kiddo. So Kiara helped me come up with a great idea! I should come up with a list that will make my day a million times better:
**These are things I have decided that I am actually going to do on a bad day.**

1) Get a coke (every day should start like this)
2) Buy a Travelocity gnome
3) Play super heros
4) Repel out your back window (I'm uber excited to do this!)
5) Run up and down a mall screaming, at the top of your lungs, the lyrics to "She's a Maniac" while waving your arms like a mad man. (warning you might get caught by security and put into the mental institute, but I'm betting it's worth it :) )
6) Drive down the street blasting the songs that an Ice cream usually plays, and when the kids come, don't stop. (Oh don't do it in your own neighborhood and cover you license plate so parents can't call you in....yeah this is mean but I've always wanted to do it)
7) Hop on an elevator and just dance, play your air guitar, and head bang to the elevator music.
8)  Go to your office and prank call your friends and family (only do this if they don't know your number)
9) I'm dying to tell you this one but it's a secret that's actually going to happen really soon, and I'm way excited to try it out. Don't worry, if it works I'll totally have to write a blog about it cause it's going to be way fun, and funny.
10) Make up your own chicken dance and strut your stuff anywhere you please :) (You might think this is an Arrested Development idea, but I'll be honest I've had my own chicken dance since the 9th grade and it's the best, but I haven't done it since the 10th grade. So I have to bring it back :) )

If you guys think of any other things that will make my day better you should totally post them, and I will have to try them out :) I'm uber excited to give these a try! :)