Things that I have accomplished this year

So I made a new years resolution list last year, but then I lost it. So, I decided to make up a new list of things that I am proud of that I have accomplished this year. Of course these things obviously wouldn't have been on my list. On my original list I had things like: Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, Master Cricket playing skills, and do something important. So here is my list of accomplishments for the year 2013:

1) Just two seconds ago I hit some keys and this appeared on my screen! I have no idea how the heck I did this, but I just went incognito on my internet! I. AM. AWESOME!!!!! Now I just have to figure out how to do it again.

2) I kept my Christmas tree, with all of the Christmas ornaments, up ALL YEAR LONG!!! Yeah I'm just that lazy.

3) I built a suicide slide, which was the best thing ever!

4) I raised a 2 year old this year and survived (granted my looks and behaviors might have changed...). I am an awesome mom!

Me at the beginning of January 2013

End of December 2013

5) I made a blog, and MAINTAINED IT!

6) I bought a talking Travelocity gnome, and named him Fredrick! By the way Kiara broke off his legs, but thanks to super glue I was able to revive him (it was a close call though, I almost had to pronounce him dead at the scene).

7) I ran the Ragnar in June, and haven't ran since.

Me at the Ragnar. I. Was. Awesome! (Wow! First picture I post of myself on here and this is the one I pick?!!)

The Red Vine licorice really boosted my energy!

8) I gained 7 pounds since June, and I plan on gaining some more. (Christmas is coming, I can't start a diet now! Then I have New Years, Martin Luther King day, Flag day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving...)

9) I finally own a Twinkie maker...I just had to brag. :)...Oh! I can also fit 2.75 Twinkies in my mouth! (don't judge...this is how I gained those proud 7 pounds, and I was really interested to see how many I could eat at once)

10)  I didn't get stuck in the Loony Bin this year (although, there were plenty of opportunities for my husband to stick me in one ;) )

11) This entire semester I BS'd every single assignment and still got an A in all of my classes. (Some times I think I'd make a great politician ;) )

12) I can shoot a crayon out of my nose, and have it land two feet away from me (that takes skill yo!)

13) I have officially made it to level 200 in Candy Crush (my goal was 100...I surpassed that...Boo ya to me!) 

14) After 4.5 years of being married I finally made a wedding book that has all of our wedding pictures!!! (this is a huge accomplishment for me because scrap booking is my seventh circle of hell...Thank you Shutterfly!)

In Hell they make you scrapbook 24/7, and make you go pant shopping!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

15) After living in my house for 4 years I bought curtains for my sliding glass doors! Now my neighbors don't have to see me naked anymore! :)

16) I finally figured out how to pronounce "meme" correctly! This one was a hard one for me, you have no idea. I also made one! 

This is my proud accomplishment

Yup, this is everything I did this year that I'm proud of. :)

I can't wait for next year! I'm uber excited!!!