OK so I have been sucking it up on being happy. I have been a really grumpy person for a while and rather negative (at least in my head I have been, other people tell me that I'm awesome...which I am by the way ;)). I have been trying really hard on being happy. I drink Coke everyday and happiness does NOT come out of the bottle, but it does prevent murders...just sayin'.
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| New caption: Prevents Jail Time with Creepy Inmates. |
So I am going to do something about it! Starting now...or tomorrow...(Right now I'm kind of complaining about being happy, I'm in a grumpy mood...
SEE it's that bad!!)
Anyway, here is what I am going to
try to do...I can't make any promises.
I am going to wake up every morning and smile.
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I didn't say it would be a great smile....
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The smiling might kill my soul because I am NOT a morning person what so ever...just ask Chris he'll tell ya.
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| This is how I normally wake up. |
Then I am going to say one good thing that I am grateful for. For instance, I do not have to wear duct tape underwear. Thank heavens!
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| Yup I actually found a picture! |
Do not say bad things about people who drive stupid and get in my way.
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| The "You" I am referring to are the stupid people who suck at driving... wait I'm not supposed to say bad things about them. What I meant to say was the 'You" I am referring to are the wonderful people who do an exceptional job at pissing me off...I called them wonderful so that should count as saying something good about them right? |
Do not complain. Things can't get that bad right?
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| Okay....well that pretty much says it right there. |
But at least I don't have this woman's job :)...My question is, why isn't she wearing a poncho?!!
I am not going to stress over the little things like the fact that my daughter told me that she touched a spider this morning. I'm not going to stress that she is now probably going to mutate within the next 24 hours and turn into a half spider thing. At least she told me the spider was at grandma's house so I don't have to stress about needing to burn down my house.
Anyway I think I'll stop it right there...I should have stopped at the smiling one, this is WAY too long of a list! Oops...Does that count as complaining? I mean...Nah never mind, I'll start this happiness thing tomorrow. Like I said...I'll "try" to do these things. ;)
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| Cute cat picture?...Yup feeling happy already ;) |
Let the HAPPINESS BEGIN!
I've recently "re-discovered" real depression and I've already got crippling anxiety! Your post was just great, and I love all the funny pics you took the time to find, make, and put in! Here's for tomorrow- cheers? :)
ReplyDeleteFor a negative person, you are rather witty, comical, and rather artistic. You have a lot going for you, but maybe, just maybe, you are addicted to your pain. I realized this about myself a while back, though it sounds pretty weird--I would not know who I am without being depressed, anxietal, and reclusive. With all my faults, I like being me. Someday, someday, someday, it will all get better Ms. Jones. It will all work out somehow.
ReplyDeleteKeep hoping anyway.
Peace Be Upon You